Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wrinkly Walnuts

No pictures will be included with this post and you should be thankful.

I guess its time to fully admit I wear a padded bra 24/7. I have this special one that I wear to bed that is supposed to help detox your body while you sleep (yep, I believe anything) and then of course during the day I have enough padding to protect me in a front impact car crash.

I guess the problem is I never admitted why I surround myself with so much padding. Last night my night bra was in the wash so I wore a tank top with a built in bra (you know a string of elastic and some cotton) to bed. Well I was horrified when I saw nothing.

Yep, nothing! I know nekid I have wrinkly walnuts but just seeing them stare back at me when I have clothes on (and no padding) made me quite sad. I suppose this has its perks but currently I'm unaware of them.

I will say I'm very glad I ordered a Victoria's Secret Miracle Swimsuit because apparently I will need.

Off to go look in the mirror at what little I'm left with.

I lied about the picture - feast your eyes....
Walnuts Pictures, Images and Photos

5 comments:

Kari said...

This is one of the funniest blogs I've read in a long time. This and your razor one! Ha!Ha!

Kara said...

Just don't bend over! Seriously, don't do it. I have yet to get that image out of my head.
Wrinkly walnuts have nothing on elasta boobs!

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Anonymous said...

Sooooooooo... I have no breasts. None. A size "A" is too big...... I feel your pain